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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in
Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him-"very quick".
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would
depend on the circumstances and asked him the following
questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds ? POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home
with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and
have never really needed one." LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations are in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set ?DVD player
with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the
music, but the answer to your questions is yes." LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHE going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at the
drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can
read - it says, "Polish Remover".
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