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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in
Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him-"very quick". |
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IQ test A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. |
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A Polish man was walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his buddies, who asked,
"Hey! What's in the bag?"
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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. |
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Question: How many Poles does it take to kidnap a child? Answer: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter. |
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